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I knowed we wuz in trubbel when waveid's traffic meter's wave C crossed the 78.6% retracement mark, a plot of land was p-oychased right adjascent to Moneytec's afterlife jumbalaya & 100s of winners popped open the lids of their coffins and in one unified voice screamed, "what the heck is goin on?"
This wave 2 down is brutal; and wave B of this 2nd wave even tricked a truckload of dead people; this is a new development in wave theory, for the dead are supposed to be left alone and respected. Wave C seems to have whacked the living on their heads with a saucepan.
This is not good; it was already not safe to go to the can in peace anymore; now the graveyard too?
What will be the trigger for firing off wave 3 up?
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Two waveid fellas were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through Moneytec just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you wuz a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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